She?s got the kind of look
that defies gravity,
she?s the greatest cook
and she?s fat free.
She?s been to private school
and she speaks perfect French.
She?s got the perfect friends
oh isn?t she cool.
She practices Tai Chi,
she?d never lose her nerve,
she?s more than you deserve,
she?s just far better than me.
Hey, hey!
So don?t bother
I won?t die of deception,
I promise you won?t
ever see me cry.
Don?t feel sorry.
And don?t bother
I?ll be fine
But she?s waiting
the ring you gave to her
will lose its shine,
so don?t bother, be unkind.
I?m sure she doesn?t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good.
Don?t you think so?
She?s almost six feet tall,
she must think I?m a flea,
I?m really a cat you see
and it?s not my last life at all.
Hey, hey!
So don?t bother
I won?t die of deception,
I promise you won?t
ever see me cry.
Don?t feel sorry.
Don?t bother
I?ll be fine
but she?s waiting
the ring you gave to her
will lose its shine,
so don?t bother, be unkind.
For you, I?d give up all I own
and move to a communist country
if you came with me, of course.
And I?d file my nails
so they don?t hurt you,
and lose those pounds,
and learn about football
if it made you stay,
but you won?t, but you won?t.
So don?t bother,
I?ll be fine, I?ll be fine,
I?ll be fine, I?ll be fine
promise you won?t
ever see me cry.
And after all I?m glad
that I?m not your type
promise you won?t
ever see me cry.
Don?t bother
I?ll be fine, I?ll be fine,
I?ll be fine, I?ll be fine
promise you won?t
ever see me cry.
And after all I?m glad
that I?m not your type
promise you won?t ever
see me cry.