how big!! [Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I've never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly Jams, I think someones at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police say ¡freeze!
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring chong, a ching chong chong chong chong ching
Psych, I don't, I don't, I did, I did
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive me
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police say ¡freeze!
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Cheese, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper?s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like a pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be
free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Trumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh couse that is a puppet on my hand
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Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In the video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, and my name is yoyo
Police say ¡freeze!
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Couse the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Dre:Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)