Verse 1 (Rap)
Excuse me, Can you help me straighten out my head?,
I got a new friend, By the name of Mister Z,
Well, What's wrong with that, Don't you like what you see?
Hmm, If I had a choice, I'd rather be me,
You see, He's kinda not like a kinda average guy,
Kinda say what, Kinda say why, Did you see,
What he did to his cat, It's all big and fat,
And now it wears caps, Here we go again.
Chorus
Mr. Zuvallopa, Got a crazy life, With a house on the corner,
For his kids and wife, Works all day, Tryin' to make ends meet,
Just the same as everybody,
Does down the street, Mr. Zuvallopa,
Got a brand new car, But he likes a little drink,
So he can't drive far,
He uses to have a mini, But he's six foot four,
Mr. Zuvallopa, Don't want it no more.
Verse 2 (Rap)
Yo, You gotta sit back relax,
While I hit you with a tale, Of a guy,
Who would try, But he's always gonna fail, M I S T E R Z,
He doesn't realize, That it wasn't really meant to be,
Him at the top, He never wanna stop,
The fool in the pool, Doing a big belly flop,
Now even sunbathing, He could never get it right,
Cos he even tried to do it in the middle of the night,
Here we go again
Repeat Chorus