Iâ??m Miss American Dream since I was seventeen
Donâ??t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me
Iâ??m Miss bad media karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I canâ??t see the harm
I'm working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
Iâ??m still an exceptional earner
You want a piece of me
Iâ??m Mrs.