She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, ?Would you please be mine.?
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, ?You?re trying to
make me fat.?
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(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me
not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said ? Oh bother, this is
red.?
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , ?I can?t believe you?re
so stupid.?
I won?t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won?t ever take a walk, not unless she?s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!