Creamsicle sky while the sun sets in the west
Where are the queers on the piers?
Heard they gave it their best
Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain
Flipppin' tricks for the burger since lady M jacked their fame:||
CHORUS
You can't see tits on the radio
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance
Take a shot now this may be your last chance
Chorus 2
There ain't no tits on the radio, oh no(x3)
There ain't no tits on the radio, no no
Dark room Danny can't see
with the lights turned out
Black haired tranny counts sheep
with her bed turned down
But the bed's in Jersey
and the sheep's on a farm
Dark room Danny hears police alarm
Dark room Danny can't see
with the lights turned down:||
CHORUS 1(X1)
chorus 2(x1)